Hello everyone, I'm Xiao Xue. The finals are finally over, and I can already taste the sweet freedom! Plus, with the winter holidays coming up, I'm all set to work hard, earn some money, and buy even more toys to unbox~~~
This post is a bit special. It comes from a fan who emailed me about a completely hilarious porn foreplay scene that they insisted I share with everyone.
I was curious about just how funny it could be, and it was actually the work of a local Taiwanese AV actress named Rina. The creators seemed to know that most people skip the foreplay in adult films, so they stuffed it with jokes, creating a whole new comedic vibe. Let me guide you through just how outrageous this film is.
91KCM065 Blind Date Gone Wrong Fusspot Princess Rina
This video, produced by Studio 91, tells the story of the main actress Nana meeting Zhe for a blind date.
Unexpectedly, it starts with a commercial break, with Zhe introducing the sponsor kaiji and Macau NewXing.

Then Zhe meets Nana, but she immediately criticizes him for arranging an outdoor meeting and begins a 'Let the Bullets Fly' classic dialogue moment.

When talking doesn't work, Nana decides to leave, but not before stepping on Zhe's Chelsea.

Those familiar with Chinese internet culture might immediately realize what Chelsea symbolizes. Indeed, Zhe transforms into the Blue Fairy rushing after Nana to argue.

Then comes a series of memes like “Watch closely, if nothing unexpected happens, something unexpected will happen,” “Your background is too fake,” and “Good morning China,” making it a meme potluck.


After chasing down Nana, he falls in love at first sight with the Blue Fairy, but wearing Chelsea shoes, "you need to suck me first,” leading to a curious rhyme and then fellatio.
Just when I thought it would proceed normally, I noticed something funky—both the actress Rina and actor had identical patterns on their bodies. At first, I thought they were tattoos, which many in Chinese AVs have, but no way they would have the exact same design and placement! Turned out, they were sponsor logos of the sugar daddy!

In the end, of course, they don't forget their roots and plug the sponsor again, amidst loads of laughter in bed.

I can only say this AV totally changed my perception of local AVs. I always thought they had awkward plots with annoyingly overdone filters. Though I'm not sure if it's just this one being so quirky or what, this might be a new direction for them XD
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